August 3rd 1990, a young boy met some fabulous drag queens and they shaved him down and put him in heels. "You look like Tracy Turnblad/Ricki Lake! That should be your drag name." the queens said. "No. I'd rather be something unique." said the young boy. "OK then, be Darien Lake. Ricki Lake's love child with the amusement park outside Buffalo, NY." replied the queens. "Well, I am two tons of fun." the young boy giggled. "But I shall spell it Miss Darienne Lake, so I don't get a cease and desist order from the amusement park." That, boys, girls and everything in between, is how Miss Darienne Lake was born.